Something that definitely needs explaining because its potentially dangerous to the health of the next generation for it not to be explained and its theological implications to the changing relationship between men and women in the church.

At 30 I’ve learned a lot by experience and observation as well as academic study. Most of it has been rejection by the opposite sex from sending a valentines card at the age of 10 while at primary school (it was a picture of a cat I drew myself as I had pet cats at the time, in ignorance of the Fiona Cooper publication series ‘always look for the pussy’ produced locally before then, the irony of that is rather sardonically amusing now any how I digress). Hence with the item on a UK radio station on Friday night when a woman in distress asked for advice on cosmetic surgery to their external genitals (biological term labia majora) as their former partner found their protrusion ugly. This condition when occurring on the skin of the foreskin on men is known of as Philimosis and circumcision is sometimes proscribed.

Firstly lady the mans a ‘jimmy pitt’ (Shit) for dumping her just for that as relationships are based on more than sex as there is the building of relationships with children and families as protected by law and the human rights act, especially in spite of the tendancy to replace that with progressivism and any kind of relationship is now ok.

However the history of London with its fumes, smog, narcotics and alcohol abuse, poor hygiene, and sanitation and diverse physical intimate contact in previous centuries makes the UK medical profession qualified to deal with this by experience as its past failures to deal with it and the toleration of unqualified surgery and back street abortions created evil and early death, hence the recent investment since 1945 into genito-urinary medical advice and counselling and the 1967 abortion act.

Hence many jobs in the urban centres of the UK have had private health care and insurance to deal with this where fumes from things such as aviation or power stations were the given or current explanations for this and charities such as Marie Stopes and Christian charities offer such operations as well as the former abortions.

If counselling and acceptance of the whole you doesn’t work in persuading you against this then the NHS offers this treatment so you don’t have to do anything extreme or immoral to pay the fees for the surgery (such as Adult Movies advertised in Loot magazine which sometimes is used to cover piercing and tattoo reduction and other cosmetic surgery which requires further counselling for after effects and surprising results, a lesser method is modelling for websites such as be naughty which turns the photos into an online source of income for text conversations with potential dates). At the end of the day who you are, how you look and appear is your choice not someone elses and you need to discuss it carefully and not make rash decisions. Some men may like you the way you are so consult your GP and ask for counselling and if necessary tests to see if the growth is dead and in need of reduction. Remember the words of David Blunkett however that this country is where we learn English and don’t practice female circumcision as you will find someone who will love you.

The reason I suggest someone in that position checks with your doctor for such tests is an explanation on how the human physiology alters and what effects are had. The following is unqualified and needs medical checking as its based on secondary school biology as well as the theology that men and women are meant to have intimate relationships with one person of the opposite sex as laid down in many faiths sacred texts upon which they judge and generally are judged unless they show grace at new life and creation and healing.

Medicine seeks to alleviate when this doesn’t occur as does the civil law of the state and the human rights act for separation and divorce unless the established church engages in provision for relationship counselling. However the states Genito Urinary Medicine provision operates on the philosophy and theology of interdisciplinary and denominational chaplaincy that priority is given to tests and support when you have a new partner and not if a person is promiscuous or sees prostitutes as though these are not crimes (though the contacting of them using telephone technology can be considered a crime and anyhow so visiting them can reduce your reputation under common law unless you are honest about it so you can’t be blackmailed). Another category is male rape victims as they aren’t helped as much as female victims as their occurance has been considered less significant and the philosophy of medicine is for healing and creation of new life and anything else is a waste of resources. If that ladies ex complains about her labia he’s probably seen someone elses or ironically watched porn of women who’ve had that surgery already after counselling and posed to pay for it because they weren’t advised about NHS provision. Hence to make the decision based on just one mans opinion without support is wrong and their may be medical reasons.

Factors to consider:

Did he give you an STD or an infection that causes growth in that area of your body?
Did either he or you having a pet cause you to carry an animal infection that produces an allergic reaction (SIV, or cat immuno deficiency can sometimes cause philimosis or tight foreskin is a questionable old wives tale of outer London, does he work with chemicals or in agriculture?)
Is the medication that you have been prescribed or are taking having an effect on what psychologists would call ‘psycho-sexual function’ (why the US Bible belt called seroxat the slut drug in the last decade)
Are there any effects from sport or community activity that you engage in i.e. groin injury from sports.
Sometimes there are side effects from religious ceremonies. A fellow patient in a psychiatric hospital once said to me (which I dismissed at the time as poppycock) that the theology of mainstream churches still is to experience a life changing revelation experience and that gold plated chalices and the chemicals used to clean church linen used at the Eucharist caused transmutation of the contents of peoples guts (a side effect of some high strength medication amplifying this effect from adults in the congregation).

The tea or coffee in the hall afterwards is sometimes erroneously used to settle the guts and is a Narcotics Anonymous excuse for remedial treatment by altered tablets composition, as documented in prosecutions in the 1999 – time period in West London. The church in the diocese of London is now seeking to allow children from the age of 7 to take communion of both kinds and that in some cases this will be the preferable option of a separate chalice and non alcoholic drink before confirmation to obey the law so as to stop swine flu or reduce getting disease from adults in the congregation. If they feel unwell it is probably better for the church to override the lack of support or the counselling culture and peer mentoring of the state sector schools to give them access to the medical care of the established church. It is also a counter of the Primark sexualisation of young people with maternity bras for seven year olds. It is also a better preparation for secondary school that was the understated reason for that particular media onslaught against Roman Catholic first communion.

Simply put if the chalices cause gold dust to go to the head combined with an allergic reaction to wax and incense fumes and alcohol relative to body mass index then something is wrong. This also applies to other churches and its why if I ever celebrated mass / Eucharist upon reflection I’d insist on silver chalices. It is necessary as other faiths have other potential for concern and allows for help to alleviate that to aid honest conversion to Anglican Christianity which lets face it is what the UK is meant to be for. The Roman Catholic counter argument, advocated by some high church Anglicans as well is that it is better to advise and educate the nurturing role of women from an early age to prevent the over-sexualisation imagery of modern secular European society to aid monogamous families developing and sustained families adequately housed in the state sector if the laws of credit created additional funding for the relevant churches and faiths off their members credit cards followed by bankruptcy when housing was not provided or built owing to other macroeconomic priorities and a desire to sort out the older housing stock of the urban centres.

Further this could aid the churches to clear up its own allegations of abuse in a supportive way so that it is never hushed up as occurred in Ireland. This prepares them (provided there male contemporaries are better prepared) for any transmutative effects of biological fluids being passed in a teleportingly kind of way and for reconciliation between Britain in Ireland under the Commonwealth and King William V at the end of this reign or with the papal state visit this year and stamps out abuse.

Writing this is probably considered heresy and treason but the point for that poor lady and a lot of people who listen to that programme who are desperate for help to find or sustain their love I think its worth it. Plus help should always be available regardless of postcode or parish boundary.

It appears that other groups and firms operate from hillingdon as well.

The question to ask is how and why they are allowed to get away with it.

To do so one has to look at the constitutional framework of the country. It is a constitutional democracy that while christian with an established church allows people to conduct their lawful liverlihoods, even if they go against the teaching sof said church as law ecclesiastic is seperated in part from common law and statute, the last two regulated by the courts and parliament of the UK. All can be countermanded by the EU insitituions with a parliament that includes porn stars. In short teh system is stacked against you if you want to stop it.

Plus somewhere in the world has to have cops and soldiers who regulate the 'industry' globally.

I just pity any poor male who grows up round here in ignorance and then sees how it develops in later life.

Plus this realist perspective doesn't cover the need for many to help the fallen women, perhaps with a birthday of teh 31st of May myself (Assumption of teh Blessed virgin mary) my attitude runs contrary to this area as I think the best help isn't hustling modelling or dating sites but building sustained families and communities.

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